January 2010
I put every piece of underwear that i own in the...
It doesn’t take me long to shower. So i had to get ready naked in my room, freezing my non-existent nuts off. I didn’t have time to wait to get ready once my clothes were done. I feel like a tramp. I’m going to be putting on underwear as i walk out the door. All i need now is an owl necklace and a line of coke to complete this scene.
December 2009
in 2010:
I just want to do more shit, go out more often, look cute for a larger percent of the time, and maybe find someone who cares about me. That last one is just kind of an tag-along.
Why?
Why you gotta play me like that? Tonight we had one of the best conversations that we’ve ever had. So many emotions. It wasn’t our longest talk or anything, but it was deep. I feel so much more connected to you now, but that probably doesn’t mean anything to you.You’re probably going to keep me second best. No matter what kind of progress we make, i’m still going to...
Frank: You want some breakfast?
Ally: Breakfast?
Frank: Yea
Noah: Dad, it's ten o' clock at night.
Frank: What's that got to do with it? You can have pancakes any damn time the night you want. C'mon you want some pancakes?
I know i’m not the only girl you like and...
So i have a cold?
Colds don’t make your bones hurt and your chest feel like it’s caving in. Whatever dad, i’ll take some cold medicine and sleep all day. No biggie.
I had some bizarre dreams.
But i find that i can remember them more bizarre. Well no, equally bizarre would be more accurate.
And Johnny said
“Take Jimmy Johnson,
take Tommy Thompson,
take my best friend Bo
Take anybody that you want
as long as she don’t go
Take any boy in the world
Daddy please don’t take the girl”
And Johnny said
“Take my money,
take my wallet,
take my credit cards
Here’s the watch that my grandpa gave me
Here’s the key to my car
Mister give...
I hate that ya'll're all out together, without me.
Man, fuck you guys. I didn’t even WANNA play with ya’ll. I’ll play by myself. I ain’t need no one.
I WOULD SELL MY FETUS FOR 2000 BUCKS NO DOUBT
Today i had an incredible time.
I went to the mall with a bunch of my favorite friends, mainly men cause that’s how i roll. We ate, they ate i watched actually, then we went ice skating. It was so fun. I was constantly nagging B about what he was doing and saying and eventually he looked at me and said “One day i’m going to make you my wife so you can nag me all i want and it be okay.” I thought that was...
Why does everyone gotta be a dumb cunt TODAY?
First my mother wakes me up after about two hours of sleep. Once we get to the doctors office about forty five minutes away she says “oh i hope he’s here, i didn’t call” WHAT THE HOLY FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY CUNT? The doctor was NOT there and so i had to sit in the waiting room while my mom did whatever the fuck she did. After my mom got mad at me for being a little testy....
SINCE HOW LONGHAS THERE BEEN A ELEVEN IN THE...
IT’S SO DAMN EARLY
Still up. Seven oh six in the aye emm
Fuuuck my mother with a rake this day is going to be horrible. What is this pressure on my chest? Just my laptop or a heavier burden?
Shittits
I’m so tired. Only five hours until my doctors appointment. If i go to sleep now i won’t want to wake up then but if i don’t go to sleep i’ll be tired as all get out. What to do, WHAT TO DO?
Who the fuck do you think you are? Me?
Fuck you, i don’t give a shit about your problems. I only want to talk about me. Not always but right now. And do you know why? Because right now i’m the most interesting person i know. My back is aching like a fucking something that aches a whole ton alright? I don’t want to talk about you or really even to you, yea, sign off assfuck. No one wants to hear your greasey headed...
I never want to hug a model unless she's plus...
I AIN’T HAVIN’ NO BITCHES STABBIN’ ME WITH THEIR RIBS AND HIPS
So i haven't talked to you in ten days.
I thought we were friends. I thought you were never going to leave me again. I thought i meant more to you than anyone else. I thought we were going to keep US going, as friends, for the rest of the foreseeable future. I thought you weren’t going to let her stop you from talking to me. I thought you weren’t going to let her dictate your life. I thought you valued my friendship. I...
i want to disapear
fakepaperbirds:
why do you insist on running when things like this happens? you force me to be honest and when i am, you get mad. you ask why it’s hard for me to tell you the truth, to spit out the word “yes”. because i don’t want to, and because i don’t mean it. you’re insane. i don’t want this to grow old and yet it already has.
i love you, is that not fucking enough?
Always tell the truth....
I'm so incredibly jealous right now.
You always tell me you don’t like how stupid she is and that you don’t enjoy her company so why is she at your house? Why did you call her and not me to hang out today? Why is everyone calling someone else?
I Am Very Sorry →
http://www.sketchswap.com/ →
okay so at my school we have a student parking lot
bathroomwindow:
where fuckers drive their lexuses and jaguars and bmws and their hummers (you think i’m joking but i’m not) what if i showed up with my old razor scooter. and put my scooter in a parking spot and just walked into school.
Bitch at my school does this. It’d be bad ass if she wasn’t a fat ass.
http://www.pelourinho.com/movies/c003702/ →
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/AOHjDF/bomomo.com/ →
@slurmywords
The fuck did you just say to me?
My tumblarity is the lowest three digit number...
I really need to go buy some condoms.
And a bible, but where the fuck do you BUY bibles?
Oh goodness i remember my dream?
This is so kick ass. I never remember my dreams. And this one was a doosey.Here it is.
At school, show choir concert, Montana’s dress was pretty, doing WHAP work in Perrymans class, then go to a place that looks like this airport i went to, play show, FIND OUT THAT THE GUY FROM THE BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER IS THE OLDER BROTHER OF THIS LITTLE ANNOYING FUCK SO I START BEING NICE TO HIM,...
Pet Peeve: When people say somethng is ironic when...
himynameiscarl:
thisorigami-dream:
Do you not understand what irony is?
Or using it in place of “coincidental.”
“We were talking shit about Mike and then he texted me, how ironic is that!”
ANSWER: NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT IRONIC
Ironic is rarely ever used properly in normal conversation.
Shit yea, what he said. I know this cunt who uses ‘ironic’ about any damn thing she pleases...
WWhartr even/?"
This is how well ik type woth my feet. No backspacingf. How diod this happenmn>? I barrely have to look at tgre keyboard.
(RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)².
I must admit that i am a fan.
Hay mister teacher, you wanna go over me again?
I do mean that sir, i don’t know why i said ‘me’.
So i’m e-mailing my really attractive teacher and i like it. I rick roll’d him a few days ago and he’s now saying i will be rolled. SEXUAL? I FUCKIN’ HOPE SO.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
That was the most hilarious thing i’ve ever heard. I am so glad i was being a creep tonight.
I'm not sure what i'd do.
But what would you do fi i detrats gniklat sdrawkcab?
I JUST SPELLED 'WHEN' LIKE THIS: HWNE
TOOK ME TWENTY DAMN MINUTE TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT I MEANT.
The fuck computer?
How’re you gonna tell me i can’t do that WHEN ALL I’M DOING IS SCROLLING
EAT MY TITS, ASSFUCK
onefortyfouram:
I have absolutely no idea how to use this stickam.
GET SKYPE, BITCH
5:21a.m.
And i gotta wake up early for company.