February 2010
Can you even see your Tumblr crushes anymore?
My weekend was too fantastic.
It started with a great seventh period gold game. It was raining so we played indoors and my coach and i fist pumped. After that i went to Don Juan’s to get mexican rice. Later that night i was supposed to go see my best friend’s soccer game but it got canceled so we ended up seeing a movie which was very funny.
Saturday at around midday i joined my best friends boyfriend at her...
Free Falling
christopherlarue:
I dont know how it happened. I just kinda slipped. But now I was falling to my death. This wasnt in the inspection process. I was just on my way back in from on top of the roof. But I’ve always wondered what goes through your head while plummeting to a certain death. Well, time to find out…
My parents had died 7 years previous from a homicide. Would I finally get to meet back...
January 2010
What a douche.
Our new landlord is over and i just heard him tell my mother our house stinks. Of course it stinks, we have seven cats, but what kind of asshole just says it like that? He could have just as easily said, “You can smell the presence of as many cats.” The fuckin’ prick.
Roughly 2.2% of American students are...
MEAN GIRLS MIND FUCK.
Why are Dameon and Janice in Ms. Norberry’s class with Cady on the first day but Ms. Norberry is a math teacher?
My hand is yellow.
It’s the yellow of a fading bruise so i’m guessing it’s just an almost bruise. It hurts to bend my fingers.
All i want is my sleep.
I have way too much to do these days. I don’t like it but it’s mostly golf and no matter how frustrating it is i absolutely love golf. My hands hurt terribly because of the two and a half hour practice today but that’s cool. It is all just that much more beneficial. Now i gotta finish an animation project that i’ve been dicking around on and should probably do my math...
My life has picked up.
My oh my what a license will do for your social world. I can’t wait to see what happens when i get a job. I guess making the golf team is another big factor. I’m so proud of myself for trying out and making it and not giving up even when i get angry. Practice everyday plus night school though. I don’t know if i’ll even be able to find a good job.
This bitch,
I TP’d my friends house, WHOSE I WAS AT, she threw a fit and silly stringed my car. Now i wouldn’t be angry if it hadn’t’ve cost me six dollars and forced me to go to a car wash at midnight. That’s not safe for a sixteen year old girl. The fucking cunt acted like we egged her car. She didn’t even clean the house.
I've been out forever.
Is tumblr broken? What in the world is this?
You might be the ballsiest person i know who...
“Like, i sent Liz Lee ten carnations, like telling her to like, meet like, this...”
– WHAT?
Big and beefy
Sweaty and ready.
I don't know how to post gifs: Jersey Shore punch. →
I hate spics.
I hate just about any spic in America who doesn’t speak English, IS ILLEGAL, takes jobs from legal U.S. citizens (not just white people), and many other racial groups with masses of aliens in America for the same reasons. If you’ve got a problem with my views, gtfo.
Once, I was in the emergency room with severe...
Fuck this spanish speaking, inconsiderate spic infested shit hole of a part of Texas i live in. Hardly anyone has seen my cry but when i had the flu i was bawling in the hospital waiting room and throwing up nothing for over an hour and not a goddamn one of those fuckers who were going before me for a sprained ankle and FLU SHOTS who EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM was using Medicaid even looked at me...
Pentane reacts with oxygen to form carbon dioxide...
pussycrippler:
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ANSWER THIS?
THIS IS NOT A QUESTION.
COMBUSTION!
Bitch got knocked the fuck out
I hate this.
I’m getting invited out with my friends who had standing plans that i didn’t know about because i invited one of the party out just now. It’s a complete pity party invite and it makes me angry that they didn’t think about me until after i introduced myself to the day. I want to go of course but i still feel like i’m imposing.
I hate definitions.
So everyone knows that a standard car is a stick shift and that an automatic is self shifting engine thing. What i hate about this is that auto means self so every time i hear “automatic” i think about those eighth grade root words and assume it’s telling me that i myself am supposed to change the gears. I want a standard car, but i always say automatic and people get so...
I'm watching Jersey Shore. What the FUCK is this?
My head is killing my while my stomach is eating...
“When I was 8 I went to the beach. While on the boardwalk, I won a stuffed animal...”
I try and help, what does it get me? Nothing but...
“mexlewis 7:57 pm
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION CUNT LICKER, I AM CURRENTLY...”
Say Cunt,
Who the fuck told you i like him? Did you ask me or hear me say myself that i like him? That’s right, you didn’t hear shit. Therefore you have absolutely no fucking right to answer peoples questions about my love life as it is related to him. Not to mention that no one has asked you for your knowledge or opinion on any matters such as these. Next time you feel like involving yourself...
He needed to talk to me about Theater but couldn’t call because he deleted my number. Asked Rosa for it after school sometime so she wrote my number on her hand so she could text it to him. Kristiana asked her, playfully, if she had gotten some guys number and Rosa said “No it’s Sydney’s number for Him” and this is where Micaela comes out of no where saying “My...
My sister and her boyfriend.
They disgust me. They kiss in pecks at all times. Never can they make out. They just peck and peck and peck! It’s so goddamn annoying. It makes my insides cringe.
I think i'm going to start using 'it pisses the...
Man! I feel like a woman.
Lying piece of shit.
Grow a backbone.
Don’t use me as an excuse. Don’t forward her calls and then when you finally talk to her and she asks what’s up say you couldn’t get to the phone because you where talking to me. You had the phone in your hand, it wasn’t in the other room.
This is why i always say 'don't talk'
Talking ruins everything.
You come in the room i’m in talking to the goddamn cats loud as all get out. Naturally i’m gonig to tell you to hush because i’m trying to watch t.v. Don’t get a goddamn stick up your ass about it “I DON’T HAVE TO HUSH I’M AN ADULT” “shh” “DON’T SHH ME, YOU SHH” “I’M NOT MAKING ANY...
THERE'S SOMETHING AT MY WINDOW
AND MY WINDOW IS UNLOCKED AND I’M TOO AFRAID TO GO LOCK IT.
But i’m not too afraid to continue my business on the computer in my room.