December 2011
Watchi hardly ever watch videos on tumblr, but when i do OH BOY
Why is Natalie Portman always such a weird bitch in movies?
Nathan, where have you been? Missed all the poop juice.
vocaroo:
my grandma: your other grandma has put on loads of weight she’s a big heffer now
me: wow you bitch
my grandma: yes i was sat next to her at the christmas service and i was thinking “oh you have gotten fat you fat old woman”
me: omg stop you are drunk! u are pissed off your tits!
my grandma: what? no i’m not! i don’t drink alcohol
me: we put brandy in your coffee
my grandma:
ha-502:
everytime i get lonely i remember that there are hot singles dying to meet me in my area and im okay again
how can i change my tumblr url?
ecstaticphilanthropy asked: Hi, my name's Sydney. I'm gonna follow Montana, because I don't hate her, and I think her blog is cool.
in all honesty i’m pretty terrified of what my future is going to be like. i need a lot of things to work with me right now and it’s not seeming like it’s going to happen. i need a better job, got two on my line but i wouldn’t even bet a dollar on the reality of possibly getting either of them. i need to figure out what i want to do and what i want to be. thinking about...
the rest of my life
that’s a long time. and i don’t know what i want to do with it. i think i’m going to go to a cosmetic college and become a hairdresser. i think i’d do pretty goo at it. i cut peoples hair already, and i do a pretty good job of it. i don’t know anything about the proper way to do ANYTHING regarding cutting or coloring hair but i’m more than happy to learn. i...
Every time.
Mind: Hey! I'm getting introduced to a whole new group of people I don't know! Hopefully I'll be able to make some friends!
Body: That would be cool, but I'm actually choosing this exact moment to give you awful, awful gas. Sorry. Again.
Our first Christmas
This was my first Christmas with my wonderful girlfriend. We spend time with her family and my family. It was strange to do so much driving and see so many people today but it was perfect. I’ve never had a better Christmas.
FACT: Sometimes I stare at women's boobs, but that...
lesbianfacts:
anonymous submission
I need to stop eating so much.
can’t wait for the consideration to begin
Watchareyougayorwhat:
A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve...
eating some prunes (:
Anonymous asked: enjoy liver failure.
i forgot how much i love hydrocodone. i hate being on it because it makes you not poop and i can’t drive but damn it feels good to do anything. i’m so glad i don’t have an addictive personality, i can see how so many people get hooked on shit like this.
i miss my dog
I'M SICK
but finally on the mend, feels good man.
